Now that we’ve firmly established who we’re talking about (and I’ve driven up my page views), let’s carry on. That having been said, this is Kate Upton: “She looks thick, vulgar, almost pornographic – and she is a solid 30 lbs too heavy…”Īs a quick point of reference before we carry on, I want to make sure everyone is well-aware of who we’re talking about. “I thought cannibalism was illegal?!? If that’s not a very different species of cow, Kate could be in legal trouble!” “Fashion is supposed to be aspirational-and the kind of people who aspire to look like this shop for clothes at Wal-Mart.” Is this what American women are ‘striving’ for now? The lazy, lardy look? Have we really gotten so fat in this country that Kate is the best we can aim for? Sorry, but: eww!” In the post-which is tagged under “fattie” and “thunder thighs”-the author goes onto unleash a stream of insults with the same vitriol and level of discourse you’d encounter from a schoolyard bully. Rather, Kate Upton’s status as an unattractive fatty exists because of the folks over at Skinny Gossip a- wait for it-pro-anorexia website. Now get me wrong, that’s most certainly not my opinion, on the contrary, I think Upton is smokin’ hottie. That having been said, she’s an unattractive fatty. commercial that aired nationally, she basically broke the internet whilst showcasing her dance moves on two separate occasions, she has appeared on countless talk shows and magazine covers and she’s basically the “it girl” of 2012. She recently graced the cover of Sports Illustrated’s Swimsuit Issue, she was featured in an-ahem-entertaining Carl’s Jr. Kate Upton is probably one of the top two or three most recognizable models in the world right now.

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